Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.
Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.
Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.
i don’t even know if i like blogging anymore it’s kinda just routine
people say the same thing about cocaine
you fucking moron you dont inject cocaine
excuse u i injected 5 cocaines i bet you havnt even drank one marijuana
Highlights from Alice in Tumblr-land
The beauty and the beast post tho…that’s perfect.
omg beauty and the beast
Stephen Colbert on The Late Show with David Letterman 09.12.2013
i’m on tumblr all the time because i need constant reassurance that i’m not the only one failing at life
Everybody just got a pass to say kawaii suck it tumblr
Her Majesty the Queen aka one time bond girl, sass queen, and a total bamf
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN
I set f-i-i-i-r-r-e to the r-r-a-i-n watch it b-u-u-r-r-n as I touch your f-a-c-e
You made it better!